NoBreakNoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	103

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Potions Brewed:	160	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	72
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3953	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	258	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	3000	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	137	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	351814
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	305	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	920854
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!