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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8292 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?