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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3490 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?