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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3541 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?