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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?