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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9258 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6415 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?