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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3748 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 361956 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?