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Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Villages Defended: 11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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