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Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Enchantments Applied: 204 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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