NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	134
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	7624
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	4306
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	95	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5759
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3250	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1626
Votes:	4478	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7487	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8447	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Enchantments Applied:	78

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1388	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!