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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8412 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 2643 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!
So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!