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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4238 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!
So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!