No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Animals Bred:	70	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	417	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4557
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Items Found:	6567	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Votes:	5778
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	8033

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5698	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Gods Slained:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Battle Standards Raised:	13

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	8884
Potions Brewed:	61	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	106	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

sky-network.eu