No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mines Excavated:	2768	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1984
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2102	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	554469
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2909	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5216	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	1758
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6154
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Votes:	9017	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
New Chunks Explored:	907036	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	8803	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info