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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!