No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	8010	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ores Mined:	7081

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ores Mined:	1630
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	73
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Void Armor Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	101	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6875	Chimeras Created:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	5106
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com