Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8997 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Crops Grown: 7132
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 678 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8022
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7239 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 967990 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Emeralds Found: 843

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 6413 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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