No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	143	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Items Found:	1701	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1337	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	2668
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8302
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Farms Harvested:	969	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	941968
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.