No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	9635	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6332	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4149
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	659056	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!