Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Towns Built: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3366 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 848183
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 7772
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 181 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Potions Brewed: 48
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 141 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Mines Excavated: 4692
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Farms Harvested: 196 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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