Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 22
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Magic Items Found: 1608 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ores Mined: 8885 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ores Mined: 7578
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Crops Grown: 5477
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magic Items Found: 5441

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6941
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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