Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8946
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 163 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Crops Grown: 5895

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 178
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Zombie Dances: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4681 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchantments Applied: 241
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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