Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2618 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NiftyMC

    NiftyMC

    NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Farms Harvested: 731
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AztecMC

    AztecMC

    Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WavyMC

    WavyMC

    WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineGlobe

    MineGlobe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Dimension Hops: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kilocraft

    Kilocraft

    Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Berry Middle School

    Berry Middle School

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Origins Reborn MC

    Origins Reborn MC

    Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BattleAsya

    BattleAsya

    Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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