No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7458	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4869

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4754	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Farms Harvested:	761	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1814
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	7161	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.