Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Towns Built: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 929 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Potions Brewed: 138
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2199 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mines Excavated: 2551
    Dimension Hops: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Magic Items Found: 3406 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Animals Bred: 32 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 359 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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