No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3511	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7097
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	102
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2473
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!