No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	4750
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	5087
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	834575

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.