Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Magic Items Found: 6085 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ExodusMC

    ExodusMC

    ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 195 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Babylon MC

    Babylon MC

    **EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kicklex

    Kicklex

    Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VitalCraft

    VitalCraft

    At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 657
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 265 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From Minepur

    From Minepur

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Unrealtactical

    Unrealtactical

    This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Emeralds Found: 9069
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Ores Mined: 9616
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laoco

    Laoco

    Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MSRebound

    MSRebound

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4359
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Runes Activated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Village mine

    Village mine

    Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4201 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hypix MC

    Hypix MC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project-Euphoria

    Project-Euphoria

    Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Farms Harvested: 397
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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