Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3361 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
New Chunks Explored: 684052 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Emeralds Found: 767
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Animals Bred: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Cube

    The Cube

    Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Villages Defended: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Realm of Aureus

    Realm of Aureus

    Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 366727 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OrionCraft

    OrionCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 80 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Island Clash

    Island Clash

    Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchantments Applied: 259
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AnselMC

    AnselMC

    AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magic Items Found: 7579
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 New Chunks Explored: 981446
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1215 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Magic Items Found: 8654 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Zombie Dances: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Ores Mined: 4935 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Zombie Dances: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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