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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	54	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Love Letters Sent:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.