No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	703649
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Items Found:	3535	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	79	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.