Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Detox

    Detox

    Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Zenus Network

    Zenus Network

    Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyruleGamingGroup

    HyruleGamingGroup

    The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 5465
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 704 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Let’s Roleplay

    Let’s Roleplay

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9530 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineplex

    Mineplex

    Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • dungeon craft survival

    dungeon craft survival

    It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ores Mined: 820
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Eradox Middle School

    Eradox Middle School

    The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HurricaneMC

    HurricaneMC

    Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlizzardMC

    BlizzardMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Towns Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • IceCoreMC

    IceCoreMC

    An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5222 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Forgotten Prisons

    Forgotten Prisons

    SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magic Items Found: 5184
    Potions Brewed: 62 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Land Of Legends

    Land Of Legends

    Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Tulpcraft

    Tulpcraft

    Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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