No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	3968

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Crops Grown:	7555	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6645	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!