No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9529	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6213
Star Shards Collected:	86	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6429	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	676783	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Star Shards Collected:	100	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5718

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	979527	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3204
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ores Mined:	5499	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.