No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1690	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	8309	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8122
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	6068
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5595

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	150	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!