Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Termina Towny SMP

    Termina Towny SMP

    Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 345 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Farlands SMP

    Farlands SMP

    You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineFall

    MineFall

    What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CoppitCraft

    CoppitCraft

    CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PetrichorMC

    PetrichorMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

    RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

    Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Flocraft

    Flocraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Potions Brewed: 49 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Null Network

    Null Network

    Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    FTB Direwolf20  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft B-Zone

    Minecraft B-Zone

    The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • iMinecrafting Network

    iMinecrafting Network

    With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VirarithMC

    VirarithMC

    VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Junior Kodaks

    Junior Kodaks

    Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FemboxSMP

    FemboxSMP

    What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dimension Hops: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AxeCraft Network

    AxeCraft Network

    Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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