No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Towns Built:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crops Grown:	6602	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Items Found:	5843	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1567	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Animals Bred:	138	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.