No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Farms Harvested:	516	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2647
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4438	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5241	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Potions Brewed:	146
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!