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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	9077
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Potions Brewed:	115
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mines Excavated:	1881
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2210	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1441

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.