No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	2121
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9736	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Items Found:	2869	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7286
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ores Mined:	3570	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	2965
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.