No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194
Ores Mined:	5685	Star Shards Collected:	236
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Potions Brewed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5524	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1804

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.