No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5890
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5966
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4632	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	104	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.