Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Void Armor Forged: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Emeralds Found: 3925
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3753 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 294 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 4732
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7113
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 991 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ores Mined: 4933 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3343
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4733
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MenacingPvP

    MenacingPvP

    If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Last Empire

    Last Empire

    Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KingdomSmp

    KingdomSmp

    KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PurvisiSMP

    PurvisiSMP

    A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Alien Abductions: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ForgeSkies

    ForgeSkies

    Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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