No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	307
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2203	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	299
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8846	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	326
Potions Brewed:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Void Armor Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	8297
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.