No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6955	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	844662
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7412

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4281	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8759
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Animals Bred:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3687	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.