Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Magic Items Found: 1763 Animals Bred: 128

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineSpazio

    MineSpazio

    THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SnickerzCraft

    SnickerzCraft

    Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community!  There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

    So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faceland

    Faceland

    Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

    Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JumpCraft Parkour

    JumpCraft Parkour

    JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

    Jumpcraft Survival

    Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotatoCraft

    PotatoCraft

    New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 69 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LotsOGames Network

    LotsOGames Network

    LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3134 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horizon RPG

    Horizon RPG

    HorizonRPG 1.18.2

    Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

    IP: play.horizonrpg.net

    Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

    Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Deepslate

    Deepslate

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calzones Quarry

    Calzones Quarry

    Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Falling into the Void: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ores Mined: 2155 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TKCraft

    TKCraft

    From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

    SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ferox Reborn

    Ferox Reborn

    Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GHOST.lv SMP

    GHOST.lv SMP

    -Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 197 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JiggyCraft

    JiggyCraft

    [1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 783
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Michael Nugg Smp

    Michael Nugg Smp

    A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 40 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Network

    Mystical Network

    A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

    And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

    In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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