Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Noxcrew Factory

    Noxcrew Factory

    Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

    We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

    MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

    Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

    Come join the fun right now on:

    nox.gs

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pumpkin Craft

    Pumpkin Craft

    Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

    Normal Factions, NOT OP

    We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

    All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Potions Brewed: 151
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KrumbledMC

    KrumbledMC

    Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

    An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

    Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

    We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

    Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GunColony

    GunColony

    Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

    The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

    As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6096 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FaithfulMC

    FaithfulMC

    Welcome to FaithfulMC!

    Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

    We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

    How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

    IP: faithfulmc.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TopStrix Network

    TopStrix Network

    The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

    With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

    It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ChosenCraft

    ChosenCraft

    Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

    Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

    Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

    Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Brutal Factions

    Brutal Factions

    Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

    We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

    – $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BeanBlockz

    BeanBlockz

    BeanBlockz

    Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

    On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Alien Abductions: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MarsMC

    MarsMC

    Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 349 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 2Gcrafters

    2Gcrafters

    Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

    Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

    This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mineplay

    Mineplay

    MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

    We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

    As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

    Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

    Currently, we have Several servers, including:

    Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

    We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DBNation

    DBNation

    Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

    Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

    We just started! GOGOGO!

    -Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OrangeCraft

    OrangeCraft

    Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

    We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

    Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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