No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ores Mined:	5763	Enchantments Applied:	237
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7556	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4136	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3373
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ores Mined:	6014	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	3989	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.