No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8163
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8605
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nomercymc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	400	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!