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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	239	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	New Chunks Explored:	161728
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla

Survival

1.18 – 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server.

Temperatures and seasons! Daily Crate Keys! Simple Voice Chat mod supported!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Encore MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Encore MC is our humble home and shall be yours aswell!

We welcome you to a brand new experience with brand new adventures to be part of! Hop on with your friends and explore what awaits new in this new journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ReverieClub

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

reverieclub is a high-quality Minecraft SMP server, Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: reverieclub.com BEDROCK IP: reverieclub.com (Port 19132)

1.18 -> 1.20+ are supported!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2339	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ducks N Daisies

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

1.20.4 Vanilla SMP Features Listed Below > Claiming/Chestlock > Catching Mobs like Pokémon > Friendly Staff > Economy > Active/Helpful Community > Awesome Crates > Cosemetics > Women on here btw

join Ducks N Daisies now “pwease, rawr x3”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!